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THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
In The Mind Of Captain Handsome: Found this... →
nigga I’m smart
vandalyzm:
Lets see how well you do, and be honest, REPOST with what words hung you up.
(from http://www.thepoke.co.uk)
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a…
Swag.
“Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy.”
— Zoe Saldana